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  • You know you're a detailer when...

    Got this idea from another forum I'm a member of.

    All sentences must start with You know you're a detailer when...

    Keep chat to a minimum.

    Eg.

    ... your clothes compete with MF towels for room on the washing line.

    ... you spend more time cleaning your car than yourself.
    "Perfection is lots of little things done well." Fernand Point

  • #2
    When cant stop thinking about what lsp is next to be used lol
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    • #3
      When your wife is screaming at you for spending more time with my car than her!


      What's wrong with that
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      • #4
        When you want to whip out the buffer to polish out the swirls in your bathroom vanity/sink

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        • #5
          ...when you see sh1t stains on your toilet and can't help but think that wouldn't have occurred if it had been waxed.

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          • #6
            ^^^ you need to spend less time detailing and more time cleaning your loo.

            Great start guys.
            "Perfection is lots of little things done well." Fernand Point

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            • #7
              Originally posted by brendans225 View Post
              ...when you see sh1t stains on your toilet and can't help but think that wouldn't have occurred if it had been waxed.
              LMFAO, that's the winner right there
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              • #8
                Originally posted by brendans225 View Post
                ...when you see sh1t stains on your toilet and can't help but think that wouldn't have occurred if it had been waxed.
                Absolutely lost my shit laughing at this one!!!!


                You know your a detailer when "every nice car that goes past all you see are the defects"
                You know your a detailer when "you think everyone else can see in the paint what you do."
                You know your a detailer when" you have 300 microfibres but only 5 pairs of socks"

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                • #9
                  You know your a detailer when its bin night and you give them a once over with some spray sealant/wax and make sure you have the shiniest bins in the street.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by brendans225 View Post
                    ...when you see sh1t stains on your toilet and can't help but think that wouldn't have occurred if it had been waxed.
                    I'd etch through the wax like bird shit, i'd have to opti coat.

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                    • #11
                      You know your a detailer when you see no problem with spending 3hrs cleaning and polishing the backside of your rims .
                      "The bitterness of poor quality remains
                      long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten." -Benjamin Franklin

                      Relax......... I'm from the internet!

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                      • #12
                        ... When you spray the Missus with water after she waxes to see how well she beads

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by tinsnips View Post
                          ... When you spray the Missus with water after she waxes to see how well she beads
                          Haha another classic
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                          • #14
                            When u visit ikea and can't look past the swirls in the kitchen cupboard doors n benches and think I could buff them out

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                            • #15
                              ...when you coat your shower screen in glass sealant to stop water spots
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