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    I thought I would start a positive thread, we seem to have enough of the other (not saying we shouldn't) and I thought
    a little ray of sunshine after a crappy day might help to make us smile or even better, love life a little more.

    I saw today a member of the muslim brothers get caught using his mobile phone while driving. He was almost
    screaming at the policeman that pulled him over to the side of the road outside a post office.
    He said to the policeman, "why don't you go catch real crooks f**cker", the policeman didn't bat any eye,
    he just kept writing the ticket. I am pretty sure the policeman said it was going to cost him $400.00, I SMILED
    and felt like

    I have to say that it SURE made my day. Strike 1 for police and assorted ar**holes.... NIL

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    I remember I read in the news that a traffic officer asked a muslim woman to take off her burka so that he could identify her to her licence ID as she was speeding. She took it to court saying that he was racist.

    What made me smile today was my missus texted me a joke saying 'we should jump in the freezing lake to freeze our nuts off'. She was meant to say butts, damn autocorrect.
    Jon
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    • #3
      I just got 2 weeks off work today instead of 2 nightshifts this weekend that I had planned off for months, all because a wannabe boss stooge tried to fark me over! Why try and fark over the people who do the right thing???

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Papa Smurf View Post
        I thought I would start a positive thread, we seem to have enough of the other (not saying we shouldn't) and I thought
        a little ray of sunshine after a crappy day might help to make us smile or even better, love life a little more.

        I saw today a member of the muslim brothers get caught using his mobile phone while driving. He was almost
        screaming at the policeman that pulled him over to the side of the road outside a post office.
        He said to the policeman, "why don't you go catch real crooks f**cker", the policeman didn't bat any eye,
        he just kept writing the ticket. I am pretty sure the policeman said it was going to cost him $400.00, I SMILED
        and felt like

        I have to say that it SURE made my day. Strike 1 for police and assorted ar**holes.... NIL
        he was pissed coz he didn't have enough time to call his cousins or update his FB status
        The thing that you do, after your day job, in your free time, early in the morning or late at night. The thing you read about, write about, think about, fantasize about. that thing you do alone and theres no one to impress, nothing to prove, no money to be made, simply a passion to pursue. Thats it, thats your thing, thats your heart , your guide, Thats the thing you must, must do.

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        • #5
          Just got breath tested ...and I'm still legal to drive....had a couple...... but obviously not too much ....smiles and drives away....
          "The bitterness of poor quality remains
          long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten." -Benjamin Franklin

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          • #6
            Saw this on my facebook feed today - made me laugh. Hopeless.


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            • #7
              This made me laugh. Then it made me cry.
              TwentyFiveSixteen
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              • #8
                Originally posted by tinsnips View Post
                Saw this on my facebook feed today - made me laugh. Hopeless.
                Whaaaaaaaat.....
                Timmeh!!!

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                • #9
                  he must have done this in between washes

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJu0O7OkheI
                  The thing that you do, after your day job, in your free time, early in the morning or late at night. The thing you read about, write about, think about, fantasize about. that thing you do alone and theres no one to impress, nothing to prove, no money to be made, simply a passion to pursue. Thats it, thats your thing, thats your heart , your guide, Thats the thing you must, must do.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MercedesBenz View Post
                    This made me laugh. Then it made me cry.
                    I thought this was one of those I did this to show what NOT to do. There is so many things wrong with what this bloke is doing.
                    Thanks goodness I don't live in America and own a Mercedes...

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                    • #11
                      Holy sheep balls that guy can't seriously be polishing like that for real!!

                      Anyway, spent yesterday and today driving down great ocean road and Beech Forest quite spiritedly...was pleasantly surprised at the C250 handling and paddle gears holding when I wanted it to


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                      • #12
                        Got a thumbs up from a policeman yesterday instead of the usual car search and defect list I'm much more used to

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                        • #13
                          Got taken for a drive in a 700hp angry beast of a camaro yesterday. ...the interior is a work of panel art the exterior is flawless the underside is a work of art .....That made me smile a lot....and TBH I cant stop thinking about it. ...
                          "The bitterness of poor quality remains
                          long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten." -Benjamin Franklin

                          Relax......... I'm from the internet!

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                          • #14
                            It looked a bit like this......




                            "The bitterness of poor quality remains
                            long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten." -Benjamin Franklin

                            Relax......... I'm from the internet!

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                            • #15
                              Very nice.

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